Haha! Cute! I finally managed to take some pictures of this fresky animal! Yup! Squirrells are the stray cats of Washington... TONS of them rummaging through garbage cans running around campus, making some inexperience girls scream.. lol.. There was one that actually ran up a guy's leg when being chased ... hmm. he must have been wearing brown pants or sth.. lol! 

Halloween!

Hey! Its halloween weekend!!Guess who am I going to dress up as?????
I'm going to be a .................................. Yaozhang... hahha...
It's kinda fun, we were at microsoft for a private tour and many employees brought their kids in cool costumes! haha... Hmm.. I ought to talk about the microsoft tour... pity my camera ran out of batt... there was really a Gazillion Cool Stuff... enough to make anyone of you green with envy and probably produce a litre of drool..
In anycase, Halloween is a wierd festival that most college kids take it as another reason to party.. lol..
I have a mild potluck party tonight.. I don't think I have the time to cook...
in anycase, I found out something interesting about Halloween..
It was actually a pagan festival (go figure! lol) to remember the dead, but when missionaries converted the... erm.. I forgot which people were those, they changed the holiday to All-Saints day which is still celebrated by Catholics... which is incidentally to celebrate the christian dead.. (i'm really durh here)..
yeah!! And Mr Pumpkin head man wasn't very happy about that.. cos he doesn't have a halo...

well, actually, fruits were carved to make lanterns in those times.. so.. yeah... a rough history of this wierd holiday... its fun though, it's just a costume party and spans across the country..
lol... something embarrassing, my friend, she was dressed as a pop-star, and when I met her, the first thing I asked was, are you supposed to be a witch?
hahah.. oh man...
I can't tell you how many times this week I embarrassed myself by making silly comments...

Have fun in relatively ghost-free Sg!

Bible verse for the day!

"Sew in everything, due too others watt ewe wood halve them dew too yew, four this somes up the la and the profits"

Matt 7:12

Homonym Standard Version

Kaye Lee gave her presidential speech!

Hooray for Kaye!
Now I wasn't there, so will anyone tell me how it went?
*griN*

Quail Egg experiment!!

Ohoh!! and Today.. other than my Great Great Mishap with my Accounting Exam, I had an explosion in the kitchen today!!!!...
Lol! Small one but it stunned me for about 5 seconds! I was standing in shock with my arms opened... like an idiot! haha.. Kinda reminded me of Adrian Zheng's Surprise 21st Birthday.. if you were there.. I think you probably remember him just standing there at the door .. stunned for about 5 minutes while people sprayed those party foamy things until it formed a pancake on his face.... and his mouth was still opened!!! haha.. And He was like in a super state of shock for.. erm..15 whole minutes.. haha.. and yes.. mouth still opened...

anyway, I dunno why I'm digressing so much again...,
I was hungry for snack.. So I microwaved some frozen dinner thing... and decided I wanted to have quail eggs! haha..
So I put two pre-boiled quail eggs from a can in the microwave for 1 minute..
It was probably 30 secs when I heard a pop! So I was like Oh crap! I took the eggs out and one had popped.. but pretty much intact.. just a little yoke oozing out..
Then I wasn't sure if the other one was cooked, so I used a fork to poke it...

BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well.. or a very LOUD POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cannot imagine how much Energy a small tiny egg like that can store in itself!!
IT totally bursted and sent egg yoke flying all over my shirt, my face, the kitchen... lol I thought I was scalded for life.. or was ascending to meet my maker.. haha.. GEEE!!! It was Like WOW!!!!!! Super stunning!!
I was feeling too down to run about so I just took my shirt and cleaned it and haha ate my stuff... I think I forgot to clean my face...
lol... but WOW! haha.. it's fun! Wanna try Egg bombs? Lol!

Ooh! Dinner experiment!! It was SUPER NICE!! just that I put too much oil!! Oh man! Secret recipe - baked Chicken with Quail eggs is ultimate Teriyaki! haha.. mmmmm... Yeah, basically I coated chicken with ginger, garlic and chili paste(Hot!) and soak it in a pool of.. teriyaki, soy sauce, sesame oil and haha! Secret Ingredient!! Only if you're in my family! Or U marry in or make me your child's god father! if not! Chua Clan's secret!! haha Only Cousin Chua can know.. but its not that big a secret also.. in anycase.. out of point... Do you see the quail eggs?? YUM!!! haha.. I'm trying to finish the can of quail eggs.. I think I had better go get my heart checked out.. In anycase, yet another successful dinner!! So proud of myself! and Hey! If you roll rice in seaweed and eat with that... Errrrgh!!! *closes eyes* soooo goood 

what are we all called to be???

As Christians, what's one of our main jobs to other christians?????

hint:










YES!!! You're wrong!!
We're called to be......

Petrol Stations!!! Yes!!
Translate it to chinese its
Jia You Zhan...

So people come to you for Jia You!!

(for AC people or people who are close to totally hopeless in chinese, Jia you means add oil which means enourage.....)

Who can Name me the current song??

Heyhey!! The First one who can name me the title of this song is the winner!!!!!!!
Of... errm.... a free song!! hahah..

How High is you IQ?

Hi everyone, this is a new test recently produced by Menisa for those who are smart in the non-common knowledge!
Try this test and see how well you score!


1. Whats a question with no answer called?

2.Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

3.If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

4.If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

5.Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

6.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

7.Can you get cornered in a round room?

8.Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

9. How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

10.If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

11."What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

12. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?


OK, telly up your answers and compare!

1.Question with no Answer
2.No
3.Yes
4.Yes
5.No
6.Yes
7.Yes
8.Because it's your problem
9.Because you can't recite a piano and play a poem
10. It goes without saying
11. Captain HandSome
12. 2 Crumbs
Formula:

[(No. of Crumbs in the world + 1)/No. of Crumbs in the world ] / (1/2)

Since No. of Crumbs in the world is infinity, Answer is 2 !


How many did you get right?

1-10 - Mundane blur block

10-11 - uncommon IQ of 160!

12! You have to be the most spaztic person to have got all these right! Uncommon IQ of 301.67!!

Inspiration down the drain....

oh NO!!!!!
mY whole piece of crap just got washed down the internet drain....
It disappeared.... Sigh............................................
and I'm too lazy to rewrite.. so... errr...
hmm...........
*yawn*....................
I'll tell you about what I am doing now....
Well, I'm on a chair...
looking reeally stoned and sleepy at my computer... head not moving at all...
my fingers are typing...
and I am typing "typing "typing "typing "typing "typing "typing "typing "typing "typing"typing"typing "typing"typing "typing "typing "typing"""""""""""""""""
Errm... that was very boring...
so ermm..
I'm going back for my morning nap.. its cold and perfect weather for hibernation and procastination.... =D

the Incredibles!

Have you heard of the movie the Incredibles???
Check out this trailer! ( you must have quicktime to watch it though!)
Lol!!! haha....
I wanna catch it!

Argh! Exams!!!!!

helloweee!! A small percentage of you must be happily enjoying your post exams life.. but there's a small group of your friends that are in the midst of exams.. like me.. tomorrow! Argh!!...

IN anycase, this is a warning from Health Authorities... it's the season for the deadly STRESS!
Beware of Stress-mosis!
You are not allowed to use the word stress or any other word that relates to stress like

" afflict, aggrieve, agonize, ail, bother, break, bug, burn up, depress, desolate, discombobulate, disquiet, disturb, dog, eat, get, get to, grieve, harass, harry, hound, hurt, injure, irk, irritate, miff, nag, needle, nitpick, oppress, pain, peeve, perplex, pester, pick on, plague, push, push buttons, rack, sadden, strain, strap, stress, tick off, torment, torture, trouble, try, vex, weigh, worry, wound"

or
"affliction, agony, alarm, albatross, anxiety, apprehensiveness, burden, clutch, crunch, disquiet, disquietude, distention, draw, dread, expectancy, extension, fear, fearfulness, ferment, flutter, force, hardship, hassle, heat, impatience, intensity, misgiving, mistrust, nervous tension, nervousness, oppression, overextension, passion, protraction, pull, restlessness, spring, strain, stretch, tautness, tenseness, tension, tensity, tightness, traction, trauma, trepidation, trial, urgency, worry"

To clarify, please consult your friendly Thesaurus...
When consulting your Thesaurus, please be respectful of its name and not call it a dinosaur or any word that relates to dinosaur like

"anachronistic, ancient, antediluvian, antiquated, antique, archaic, bygone, dated, dead, dinosaur, discarded, disused, done for, dusty, extinct, fossil, fusty, gone, had it, has-been, kaput, moldy, moth-eaten, musty, old, old hat, old school, old-fashioned, old-time, out, out-of-date, out-of-fashion, outmoded, outworn, passé, stale, superannuated, superseded, timeworn, unfashionable"

instead, compliment it, and claim that it is far more useful than it's evil counterpart - Dictionary or

"concordance, cyclopedia, encyclopedia, glossary, language, lexicon, palaver, promptory, reference, terminology, vocabulary, wordbook"

All these guidances or advice or counsel or instructions are for the good of the wider community and to keep every in a

calm, at peace, bland, civil, cool, halcyon, harmonious, hushed, in order, inactive, inanimate, low-key, mild, motionless, pacific, pastoral, placid, quiescent, quiet, reposeful, reposing, restful, rural, serene, slow, smooth, soothing, standstill, still, stormless, tranquil, undisturbed, unruffled, waveless, windless

mental state.

Thank you for listening ..
audition, auditory, auditory range, detecting, distinguishing, ear, earshot, effect, extent, faculty, hearing distance, listening, perception, range, reach, recording, sense, sound

and perservering ...
adamant, bullheaded, firm, hang tough, hard-nosed, hardheaded, indefatigable, inexorable, inflexible, insistent, mulish, obdurate, obstinate, perseverant, perseverative, persevering, persistent, persistive, pertinacious, pigheaded, relentless, resolute, rigid, single-minded, staunch, steadfast, steady, stubborn, tenacious, tough nut, unbending, unflagging, unshakable, unyielding

Through this retarded ...
backward, birdbrained, defective, dim, dim-witted, dopey, dull, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, exceptional, feeble-minded, gorked, half-witted, held back, imbecile, lamebrained, mentally defective, moronic, numbskull, opaque, pinhead, retardo, sappy, simple, simple-minded, slow, slow-witted, stupid, subnormal, touched, underachieving, weak, yo-yo, Hannah Wong, Jon Wonga Chewbarker, Chang, Yado, Justin, Official Badger, Princess Leemur, Queen Spidermidala, Susie, treetopwalker, Dan, Da Niu, Deeane, Dean, Kaya Lee, Claire, BRMC people, the angels of "Charlie" and the rest of the StarwarsMonkey Gang, Darbth Vader (Whoose horrible berthingday is today), .........

piece of lousy...
awful, base, contemptible, despicable, dirty, disliked, execrable, faulty, harmful, hateful, horrible, inferior, low, mean, miserable, no good, outrageous, poor, rotten, second-rate, shoddy, slovenly, terrible, unpopular, unwelcome, vicious, vile

literature or
abstract, article, belles-lettres, biography, books, brochure, classics, comment, composition, critique, discourse, discussion, disquisition, dissertation, drama, essay, exposition, findings, history, humanities, information, leaflet, letters, lit, literary works, lore, novel, observation, pamphlet, paper, poetry, précis, report, research, story, summary, theme, thesis, tract, treatise, treatment, writings, written work.

Good Reminder

Today I recieved a really really important Reminder from a very good friend - Chewbarker. It's so important and applicable to our lives that I really want to share with everyone, so that it can not just benefit me, but benefit the larger community.
Yes, I am that noble.

anyway, please pay heed to the following advice:

"And always remember that if you want to have a chicken, eat it WITHOUT the Feathers okay?"
-Jon Wonga ChewBarker

How to make Youth Service more Exciting!

My favourite Quote of the Day!!

"God is cooler than Hipsters"
-Paster Peter Koh

(Way to go! lol! Definately true!)

definition of hipster:
One who is exceptionally aware of or interested in the latest trends and tastes, especially a devotee of modern jazz.



not to be confused with hippy
A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles

Spazmosis! MUST READ!

Hmmm, Has anyone ever wondered what Spazmotic means?

Well, latest research has given us some new insights to Spazmotism...

They noticed this phenomenon between certain classes of people.. usually these people are labeled spaztic. But Spazmotism occurs when you get a group of spaztics and a group of naturally occuring people. Although the flow of spazticity can not be detected directly, but scientist have detected signs of spazmotism occuring within the naturally occuring people.
Scientist has named this effect Spaztic Osmosis, or in short, Spazmosis.

"When a person with higher Spazticity is placed in close proximity with a person with lower Spazticity, Spazmosis occurs, whereby Spazticity is transfered from a higher potential to a lower one" Claimed a Scientist who told reporters he doesn't want to be known by his real name, David Thien.

However, recent studies has shown that such conventional ideas of Spazmosis fails to explain how Spazticity seems to multiply as it Spazmosizes through two people. Our Case study between ChewBarker and Treetopwalker has indicated an exponential drive in Spazticity when placed together.

"This is a new and exciting frontier in the science of Spazticity!" Scientist King Horizontal Monkey as he waved his hairy arms around, " You will never know what new technologies in research can reveal to us!"

The Research of Spazticity has been quite the talk of the scientific community for a long time and we hope that there'll be more instore for the future. Unfortunately, Spazticity research is a dangerous job - the Nature of Spazmosis is not known and it has been blamed for the wierd behaviors of scientists in that field. Hopefully these brave scientists can produce something useful before they succumb to spazticity.

Meanwhile, I'll get back to watching Scientist King HOrizontal Monkey perform his Post lab tribal dance..

Brought to you by the National Picturenographic Society

(sing along with "One Way")

You are the way! The Truth and the light!
We live by Faith! and Not by Sight for You!.........
We're living all for you.......

Here we go!

You are the Way! The Truth and the light!
We Live by Faith! and Not by Sight for You!.....
We're living all for you........

Take it over Chang!
*Fanatic Drum fill-in*

DUGMtch! DUNCMtch! DUGMtch!!!

MONDAY!........

DUGMtch! DUNCMtch! DUGMtch!!!

TUESDAY!

Everyday I wanna live for you Lord!

DUGMtch! DUNCMtch! DUGMtch!!!

SUNDAY!.........

DUGMtch! DUNCMtch! DUGMtch!!!

FRIDAY!!

Everyday I wanna go to church Lord!!

BRMC safari!

HeY! Guess who just came from badger camp and is an official badger??

Robyn!! Yay!!! lol! Applause!!
That's why she was missing from church on sunday! Training hard to be badger, under the hot sun and everything! Whee..
She is now and official badger and everyone has to listen to her!

Now for the bad news,

we are sad to say that we still are searching for Princess Leemur's tail...
She has been going through traumatizing experiences without her tail.
Even at monkey school, she's been laughed at and made fun...
If you have sympathy for the tailess Princess Cheryl Leemur, please help keep a look out for her tail, it means worlds to her!


Finally!! For the great event!!
King Vertical and King Horizontal of the monkey kingdom met at BRMC for a great rally of their fellow monkey followers shown in the bellow picture starring in AWE



What are the two Greatest monkey kings trying to convey to the whole kingdom??
What is the immense and great symbolic significance of their performance?
We have yet to figure out, right now, all we can do is look with AWE... just as how Joseph is doing.. yah.. go on do it.... follow joseph and go look at them in awe...
Ya monkey see, monkey do.

Oh wait wait wait!! This is just in!!!!
Chewbarker (fullname jon wonga chewbarker) was spotted not jumping around but calm and reserved! He's apparantly listening to his teacher for the first time!!!!!!
This is a secret photo taken of him at a tap dancing class. (He apparantly wore the wrong attire)


Romours has it that he was accidentally sedated when he was jumping around in a medicinal storage facility. Sources has confirmed that the storage facility has reported a missing tranquiliser gun and 10 cartridges. And has advised the public to stay calm and use karate skills if threathened by a tranquiliser gun. There's a reward of 3 cents, a warm almost melted lollipop from a pants pocket, a rubberband and some paper clips for the return of the gun.

Ok that's it from your faithful animal world reporter Susie Treetopwalker, I have to get back to my nest! Till next time! "Hoooogogogagagag Gumba!" or "Have a good day!" in gorilla.

Non-Sequitur

This guy reminds me of my own stories.. lol..

A cold wet night, room dimly lit. a cup of hot tee - Seattle in Solitude 

The most delicious.....

OKokk!!! Here it is here it is!! The most delicious dish of the century!!!
Can anyone at all guess what this is??

Scrambled eggs? Some sort of omellete?

Mwhaha... it's a new sensational dish!
It's....

Susie Pancakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!!! If you scroll down a little and check the previous post about pancakes.. you can find the recipe there!
And how I chanced upon it.. ok.. this version wasn't that good.. it wasn't burnt enough.. so the outside is not crispy and the inside is not mushy enough...
BUt Doesn't it look cool?
Who says inventors are geniuses!?
We can be idiots too! lol!!
Or we can simply be.. the most hopeless and pathetic cooks of the century!

Anyone wanna try it? Its actually very delicious with honey.. I'll perfect it for you... it's very close to the French desert - souffle or something... especially if you put a lot of honey.. yum!..

The Origin of THE SUSIE.....

Hello everyone, this is going to be probably the most important message you ever read in your life... it is extremely crucial that you pay attention to the following piece of literature..

THE ORIGIN OF THE SUSIE

By Chua YaoZhang

Like most myths and urban legends, there are countless versions of stories out there that are expounded with great fervour and realism that it sometimes makes deciding on the truth so muddersome. (Muddersome comes from two words "mudders" which means a race horse that runs well on mud and "ome" which means stuff. Put together, it means so much mud is kicked up that the muddy stuff covers up the camera's lens that it's hard to see on television what's happening)

In anycase, one of the greatest myths and urban legends is the most elusive, the most illusory, the most baffling mystery of the...... SUSIE

The Susie case is such a unique case compared with great myths like the Scottish LossNeck moster, the snow covered Himilayan Abdominal muscle, George Bush's English teacher and the Just in BRMC Cell crazy monkey. The Susie case just doesn't have any evidence, not even a photoshop-edited one!...

Without evidence, how are we then to begin our search for our world's greatest mystery?

In the Words of Albert Einstein, "in" "the" "mystery" "of" "our" "mind's" "inspiration".

He didn't really say those words in that order, but they are still his words over a lifetime.. in german of course..

So ok, let's Imagine this.... a far far far away land.... Pristine blue waters, Golden sparkling sand, and the smell of Ramly burger... in the magical island of Tioman..

There were two girls.. they were young and little, and they were possesed.. my the little green-ing giggling grining goblins that resided in the Pterocarpus tamayalookupthereagoblinoiscomingdown tree native only to the Island of Tioman.

Their names were Kaye and Andrea, they had great future with their head hunting and cannabilic skills but they were so sadly possesed before their time.. However, within this island was this innocent fresh young man.. he was a musician, a student, a book writer, a crap writer, a conservationalist, a conversationalist, a politician, a truth teller, a kingkly knight, a retarded jester (Note by editor, these descriptions last a thousand pages but we've cut it due to space constraints)..

He wore a bright white shirt - the most briliant and magical shirt of the world, everywhere he went with his shirt, the magical trees bowed, the magical birds sang, the golden sand... became gold... and sank.... And on his shirt, there was an icon of a godess... the most powerful godess in the world....

YEs.. it was.. THE SUSIE!

There was this day...when Kaye and Andrea were green-ing and giggling and grinning in the magical forest of when they chanced upon a site where the magical trees were bowing, the magical birds were singing and the golden sand was sinking.. They were curious! For their whole lives, they've never seen this.
They went to the sinking golden sand and asked,

"Sand that is golden and golden is the Sand, why is it that you above all sand are sinking in the bluest of oceans?"

The Sand refused to reply

They went to the Magical birds and asked,

"Birds that are magical and magical are the birds, why is it that you above all birds are singing in the bluest of all skies?"

And again, the birds refused to reply.

Furious, they walked to the bowing magical trees, climbed on to the branches and as they bounced on the branches, they asked,

"Trees that are magi.............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

IN a Swoosh! The Magical trees stood up and caltuputed the girls across one magical end of the island to the other magical end!

In the coincidence of the coincidence, they crashed into the young man wearing the powerful shirt of the SUSIE....

As they got up, they saw the Susie on the shirt and gasp, and they paused, and they started greening, and they started giggling and they started grinning!!

And in an unusually loud chorus they pointed at the young man and shouted "SUSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And laughed and rolled and laughed and rolled and turned purple..

Immediately, there was a Swoosh of magical powers, the SUSIE power Left the shirt, flew into the girls and broke the powers of the greening giggling grinning goblin and threw it out to outerspace and formed the Haley's comet.

However, a little speck of dust of that power floated down.... and landed on a place called BRMC... and it spread like butter on hot toast...

One by one, the uncareful ones started catching abit of the greening giggling grinning goblin's curse and they started being retarded.. and started calling out SUSIE!! SUSIE!! SUSIE!!...

And that's the ORIGIN of the SUSIE...


(Note from editor: Check with your doctor if you have symptoms of retardedness, stupidity, spaztic-city or blurness. You might have caughtened the greening gigglilng grining goblin disease. GGGD is serious and do not hesistate treatment.)

Dinner tonight!

Ooh! Dinner Tonight was Stir fried dunno what veg with quail eggs and YUM! Pan fried teriyaki fish topped with egg!! okok...
Here's what I did with the fish
I dusted garlic powder and thyme on the fillet of fish, and pan fried it over a generous portion of olive oil! ooh.. nice smell...
anyway, I realised that the fish wouldn't be salty, so I took out this honey teriyaki basting sause for BBQ and coated it over the fish and cooked! wow! it looked really good!
And then, I topped it with a friend egg..
Fast! Simple! and well.. quite delicious! - just not salty enough..I had to put some soy sause after that
Anyway... another night without stomach ache from my own food!

Mwahaha!! We drink our own chemical concoctions in Lab!! lol.. this is Marshall my Lab partner..  

Biology Lab!

Lol! I never fail to do sth stupid.. today I was playing with a syringe- u know how you block the hole and pull the syringe agaist a vacuum? lol! I did that in the middle of while Bio Teaching Assistant (T.A) was explaining stuff to class.. and it POPPED! lol! the plastic part came off leaving the rubber thing in there.. lol.. think everyone was staring at me or sth..lol

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghost!!!

Hey have you heard of those stories of people filming and they find that there's a ghost in the film?? Hey check THIS out!!!
It's a car advert and if you notice hard enough, you'll see the faint impression of a ghost like figure..
Turn up the volume you can actually hear the ghost's running footsteps.. and that's freaky...
I haven't heard of any stories about the director yet though.. whether he became mad or something..
Makes you wonder huh? How these things end up on film... especially when you can't see them..



(Disclaimer: the blog owner shall not be responsible for any psychological damages especially recurring dreams of white mists running by cars. Do not click on the link if you are a weakling or scared of ghosts)

Heh heh... Mr Evan...you can tell he's a rugby player... look at his flated shoulders! He can balance 2 bottles!!! Amazing!!.. And doesn't he look cool? He looks like he's gonna eat you...little teddy bear... grrrrr.... lol... I'm sleepy and tired.. *yawn* gd nite BRMC peeOOOpurl! 

Argh!!! Spider! lol.. today was kinda spaz... went around taking photos in campus... People must have thought I was a freshie.. I tried pretending to study the leaves of the trees before taking pictures! haha so they might think I'm a Botanist or something! Spaztic RIGHT? lol.. anyway it was interesting to study how different leaves change pigments during the course of fall.. hmm.. in anycase, a lot of spiders have been appearing every where, this one's just outside my window.. thank God for the wire mesh.. can never be too careful!

Optimus Prime Ribs!

The Best Ribs in town!
Go Get it!

How Stupid can you get!?

Lol! okok... There was this day where I spent the whole day at business school, shaking people's hands, introducing myself and so on... and later in the evening when I just finished washing up and about to leave the bathroom...
My housemate came out of his room to use the bathroom We met at the entrance of the bathroom and we smiled at each other and said our "how do you do"'s .
As he raised up his hand to indicate he was going to cut behind me to get to the bathroom,
I STUPIDLY took out my hand and Shook his HANDS!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!
Which KInda IDiot In the world will Shake hands with someone passing through the the TOILET!
Lol!!!!
LOL!!!!!
He must have thought I was soMe CrazY NutCase who used to work in toilets and shaking people's hands as they entered!!! !lol!!!

"It must be an asian culture to shake hands before peeing....." lol!!!
okok.. I wonder who else has a better story!!!!

Pancakes!!!

OKok... Basically there's this idiot called Joshua..and he's like this super blur guy who doesn't know how to cook...So one day, he decided to learn how to make pancakes..so he looked for the cheapest and smallest pancake mix... (you knowjust incase it turns out bad..)And he found this small little plasitc bottle thing.. for 1 buck!!So he bought it and brought it home..alas, the bottle he brought is an instant mix bottle! So after wateris poured in the bottle and shaken, he has to cook 10 whole pancakes!!But he was only snacking! So he decided to scoop out 2 tablespoonfulsof pancake mix, and put it in the bowl...HE suddenly realised he doesn't know how much water to add!!! Theinstructions were only for the whole bottle!!!He was STUMPED!!!...

Suddenly a bright idea hit him!! He learnt waterdisplacement in physics when he was sec 3!or 2..So he filled up a big bowl with water and tipped it towards a measuring cup...Using his superior physics lab skills,He pushed the bottle into the big bowl and tried to catch every dropof water that fell out of the bowl..with much.. dis-success...He also realised that the bottle was only half in... and that thepancake mix was only about 1/3 of the bottle...So with his superior math skills, He estimated and accounted for theloss water and with much thought, calculated the proportion of waterto pancake mix!And now he was ready for tasty pancake!!!So he sprayed cooking oil on his skillet, turned the heat on to thehighest. And started mixing his pancake mix with water.. measured outin much dis-meticulousness..When he thought the skillet was really hot, he poured the very dilutedliquid onto the skillet...

To his horror!!! The Pancake started bubbling and alot of holes started appearing!! IT loooked like an Alien with Huge giganticpopping pimples!!!Trying to remedy the situation, he waited for the sides to dry, andscrapped the sides to try to flip it...HOwever, the non-stick pan was not non-stickaty enough!! So as hescrapped the sides, the alien mushy pancake started crumbling!!! andthe more he scrapped, the more in crumbled... untill it was a littlelump (10-15cm diameter) It was only then, He could finally flip it!But After flipping it...oh no!! the bottom was quite browned and crispy already!!!

"This is not pancaked!!" Moaned Joshua!There was no way an idiot like him have the ability to remedysomething like thatSo he decided to just have fun and play around with it.. so he flippedand flipped like a true martial arts master... and when he got bored,he decided to sit down and start eating...He took butter and honey, sat down, and looked at this wierd smalllump of idiotic concoction..He Smeared butter on the crispy top, cut a small slice with the moistinsides ooozing out... swiped it through a pool of honey.. and took abite...

"Oh WOW........" JOshua exclaimed to himself...."IT tastes SOOO GOOOOD!!! Its Just like the french Dessert.. sou..soupple.. souffle??"It was Fantastic!!!! As great tasting as desserts you find in Highclass restaurants!!!

MOral of the story:Murphy Law states that all things that can go wrong will go wrong..but If God wants something Good.... Something good will always comeout from either good or bad!!!!YUMYUM!!!! haha....No prizes for guessing who that person is!I'm SUCH A GENIUS And a GOOD COOK man!!!!!!! haha!! I can beat Robyn'smum in dessert liao!!! hahaha... must have iron cook competition!!!

RIDICULOUSO!!!!

Heyhey!! This is my NEW blog.... where I'll write fun and stupid stuff.. hopefully some of them so irritating that you die..... lol!!
Anyway this site is dedicated to EVERYONE in BRMC , the Angels, the Monkeys, The toilet washers etc..who appreciate extreme dumbness and especially to CHANG and Jon... without WHICH, pointless stupidity loses its point in life and becomes pure retardedness...