Pancakes!!!

OKok... Basically there's this idiot called Joshua..and he's like this super blur guy who doesn't know how to cook...So one day, he decided to learn how to make pancakes..so he looked for the cheapest and smallest pancake mix... (you knowjust incase it turns out bad..)And he found this small little plasitc bottle thing.. for 1 buck!!So he bought it and brought it home..alas, the bottle he brought is an instant mix bottle! So after wateris poured in the bottle and shaken, he has to cook 10 whole pancakes!!But he was only snacking! So he decided to scoop out 2 tablespoonfulsof pancake mix, and put it in the bowl...HE suddenly realised he doesn't know how much water to add!!! Theinstructions were only for the whole bottle!!!He was STUMPED!!!...

Suddenly a bright idea hit him!! He learnt waterdisplacement in physics when he was sec 3!or 2..So he filled up a big bowl with water and tipped it towards a measuring cup...Using his superior physics lab skills,He pushed the bottle into the big bowl and tried to catch every dropof water that fell out of the bowl..with much.. dis-success...He also realised that the bottle was only half in... and that thepancake mix was only about 1/3 of the bottle...So with his superior math skills, He estimated and accounted for theloss water and with much thought, calculated the proportion of waterto pancake mix!And now he was ready for tasty pancake!!!So he sprayed cooking oil on his skillet, turned the heat on to thehighest. And started mixing his pancake mix with water.. measured outin much dis-meticulousness..When he thought the skillet was really hot, he poured the very dilutedliquid onto the skillet...

To his horror!!! The Pancake started bubbling and alot of holes started appearing!! IT loooked like an Alien with Huge giganticpopping pimples!!!Trying to remedy the situation, he waited for the sides to dry, andscrapped the sides to try to flip it...HOwever, the non-stick pan was not non-stickaty enough!! So as hescrapped the sides, the alien mushy pancake started crumbling!!! andthe more he scrapped, the more in crumbled... untill it was a littlelump (10-15cm diameter) It was only then, He could finally flip it!But After flipping it...oh no!! the bottom was quite browned and crispy already!!!

"This is not pancaked!!" Moaned Joshua!There was no way an idiot like him have the ability to remedysomething like thatSo he decided to just have fun and play around with it.. so he flippedand flipped like a true martial arts master... and when he got bored,he decided to sit down and start eating...He took butter and honey, sat down, and looked at this wierd smalllump of idiotic concoction..He Smeared butter on the crispy top, cut a small slice with the moistinsides ooozing out... swiped it through a pool of honey.. and took abite...

"Oh WOW........" JOshua exclaimed to himself...."IT tastes SOOO GOOOOD!!! Its Just like the french Dessert.. sou..soupple.. souffle??"It was Fantastic!!!! As great tasting as desserts you find in Highclass restaurants!!!

MOral of the story:Murphy Law states that all things that can go wrong will go wrong..but If God wants something Good.... Something good will always comeout from either good or bad!!!!YUMYUM!!!! haha....No prizes for guessing who that person is!I'm SUCH A GENIUS And a GOOD COOK man!!!!!!! haha!! I can beat Robyn'smum in dessert liao!!! hahaha... must have iron cook competition!!!