This is where Maturiy and sanity dissolves like slugs in salt!! All fun, stupid, ridiculous, retarded... and Spaztic-ity! I can't promise laughter, but you'd be sure to find the most idiotic stupidity in the WHOLE!!erm.... in this page ever!!! *lightning strikes* MwahhahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaa...... ok... I'm being Spaz here... let's get outa here..

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Hoogalankashanka!

Why is intelligence so important??
Why isit that intelligence sets us apart from animals??

Hmm.. have you noticed IQ tests??
They always give you a a sequence and ask you what's after that sequence...

Apparantly this is SOOOOOOO important for Cavemen!!!!

Ok.. Imagine you are Cavemn Hoogalankashaka... you're sitting ona rock over looking this cliff... at a wonderful breathtaking sight..
At the corner of your eye, you see your friend caveman Shookalangahaka... He was walking towards the edge of the cliff and he fell splat...........

Then later, you see your friend cavement Ptuilalalallalalalallaoooohhhhhangerylama, He was running and running towards the cliff... and as he ran off the edge, he fell splat...............

Then in the evening, you see your friend Karpatatacoockuloopoaround, he was walking backwards towards the cliff.... as he walked off the edge he fell splat.......

NOW...
At this moment... you said Hmmmmmmmmmm..
and a question in english pops infront of you, what's next in this sequence...

You realise that walking, running and walking backwards will lead to death off the cliff!!!
And that Running backwards isn't going to help at all!!!

So TADA!!!! The first scientist was born!!! And He theorized that walking and running in any direction wouldn't work... and he got all his family together and showed them how to cross a cliff without dying..... he lay down on his tummy and started crawling to the edge.....
and ahhhh........................

So the whole family theorized that... crap.. I'm late for class...
Bye! hahah..

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