My poor sPaz Board....

My dear old spaz blog... I'm so sorry I neglected you... it's not like... you became ugly... no way....you've always been beautiful.. but.. *sigh*... I have to be honest...
I have been cheating on you...
Recently, I've been drawing all my spazticatedness from my friends in Singapore, Mr Jon Chewbacca and the toilet washer uncles...
Yah.... butbut, I promise that when those people get out of my life, I'll come back to you and make you feel useful again!

But.. seriously,... what have you done for me huh? You're just a blog.... you never gave me money, a Play Station or a guitar.... all you do is just sit there and act pretty...
do you know what the meaning of life is?
Obviously you don't, you're essentially made up of 1s and 0s... stupid binary code... at least we humans are made up of As, Cs, Ts, Gs and Us...

Ahh... silly blog.. you don't even get angry when I scold you....
ok lah... I'll be your friend again....
Wait ah, let me take my brain pills... I don't know why I need them....