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Saturday, January 08, 2005

Have you ever wondered.....

Have you ever wondered how Grand pianos get placed in a house??

Grand pianos are very HUGE.. and Heavy...
and its very obvious that they can't fit through the door..
BUt how does it get in??

There are 3 competing theories:

The first theory is that the piano is not made at a factory but in the house..
so just like a renovation company, the piano makers will come by the house everyday to build the piano.. trucks will supply the wood and toher supplies, and big equipment will be housed insite..
well, this theory is not the most popular because its quite obvious that pianos can't be made by people...
they are made by chained up monkeys in the island of Swangalu ( Secret location south of south africa)


The 2nd theory is that the legs and piano body are shipped seperately.
so, the long thin legs can easily fit through the door.
As for the main body, it is lifted up on to its sides, and rolled through the door.
The legs are set up, and glued to the piano...
This theory is slightly flaw... most critics agree that while a drum can roll, a piano can't really do that..


The third theory which is the most widely accepted theory is that the piano is lifted up by a crane and put into the house...
Most people make the simple mistake of assuming the piano is pulled into the house through its larger windows...
This is however not very accurate - not all windows are big enough for a piano..
The secret to this is that the Roof is easily detacheable, the crane will lift up the roof, and another crane will drop the grand piano inside.
This is popularly known as the lego theory - the roof is temporary fasten to the house and needs just a little nudging to get it off...

How about High rise apartments? How do they get pianos in there?
The beauty of the lego theory is that is encompasses all kinds of housing,
To get a piano in the middle apartment, all that's need is for a crane to break the top few levels of apartments, lift it up, and dump the piano in there..
It doesn't really disrupt the other tenants as they too can be fastened on the floor and can freeze in a certain position..
You might think they must be really irritated by such intrusions but if you look at their perpetual smiles.. you just can't help but know they're extremely happy with their lives...

So although shipping a grand piano into a house might seem like a daunting task, like most problems, they can be solved by a simple solution - such as the Lego Theory.

Lego theory has been developing very rapidly over the past few years.. today it's just pianos, tomorrow it can be pipe organs, an orchestra or an elephant!!
Lego theory is limitless and the only expectation that one can expect from the theory is unexpectedly, the unexpected.

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