Ancient Greek Calculator

Oh Man - this is awesome - an ancient Greek calculator!
Check it out: http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/11/30/astronomy.calculator.reut/index.html 

Batman:" Turn it off!!Turn it off!! before it sticks in your head!!" 

[Vrrroooooooooooooooooooooomm]
[ Old batman theme song.. doododoododoooodoodododoo...... BATMAN!!!!!]
Robin: " Hey! The satelite radio has every song!! Let's do the twist!"

Batman: " Yeah Baby! And people think I fund all my gadgets with my own money... Geee...."

[Vrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom]
[Dodoodododoodododoododododoododoo... BAN MAT!!!!!] 

*F16 ROAARRS to life*
[VVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMM]

Batman:" Woah! Robin! Look at how many gallons of Gas I just used up with that burst!!.. And Check out the pounds of CO2 released!!" 

Batman: "Yes Robin, it does feel good!... let me start this baby!" 

A few minutes later....
Robin:" Hey Batman, isn't it so fulfilling to defend Global Warming? I feel like I did something great for humanity!" 

Mr PAO:" Well Done Batman! As promised, here are your keys to the car!" 

Penguin:" Teething Tortellini and Creepy Cannelloni!! That greasy slice of a Pepperoni has a Siamese RAT for a pet!"

Mr. PAO: "Shut up Penguin! You and your cute cousins have done enough to slow the Expansion of my economic empire!"
"You and your Cold friend will be sentenced to work in the factories of China for minimum wages to produce the latest Gucci Penguin Leather Bags!"

ICEMAN, PENGUIN:(In harmonious unison): "Fricking Farfallone Noooooo!" 

[Dark music]
Robin:" Shhh!!.. We're in the presence of the President of Association of Oil!" 

 

Batman:" Too late guys.. you can never smartout a battybrain! I'm going to turn you in to Mr PAO... The president will deal with you for your crimes against Global Warming!"
"Alfred! World in the What are you doing???"

Alfred:" Oh, its a thing from my Doctorate in Butlering... always carry the umbrella for the most well dressed gentlemen with a monocle...Its an ancient tradition since the first monocles were invented by the Cyclops in Greece..." 

 

[Boooom~]
ICEMAN, PENGUIN (in Harmonious Chorus):" Ahhhh!!" 

BATMAN:" RATTY BATS! That was a close one!... DIE!!! you bird of buckets!!" 

[BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!] 

Batman: "Woah! What's that barrel doing with an umbrella?" 

Meanwhile...

Penguin:" Leaping Linguini! That poor excuse for a Shrimp Scampi is up on my risotto tail!! Let him try and eat this exploding Crostini!"
[pulls a lever] 

 

*Vrroooom!!*
*SplatSplat!!*
Robin:" Woohoo! It worked! They look like they can be made into Leather bags!" 

Batman(over radio): "Maybe he's saying 'stop shooting my bulletproof vest'?"

Robin: "Narh... anyway I figured a way..." 

Robin:" Well, its going well, but my machine gun's mounted too high and I can't seem to shoot those tiny penguins... and Alfred keeps saying 'Top Coochin' my powerful Best'.. I have no idea what he means!" 

Batman:" How are you doing, Robin? I'm almost caught up with them!" 

[Exciting music]
*Splashh!!* 

[Jet Engine Roars] 

Batman: "Its Ice Crushing and Bird Roasting Time!!"
[Batman Theme Plays]