The Origin of THE SUSIE.....

Hello everyone, this is going to be probably the most important message you ever read in your life... it is extremely crucial that you pay attention to the following piece of literature..

THE ORIGIN OF THE SUSIE

By Chua YaoZhang

Like most myths and urban legends, there are countless versions of stories out there that are expounded with great fervour and realism that it sometimes makes deciding on the truth so muddersome. (Muddersome comes from two words "mudders" which means a race horse that runs well on mud and "ome" which means stuff. Put together, it means so much mud is kicked up that the muddy stuff covers up the camera's lens that it's hard to see on television what's happening)

In anycase, one of the greatest myths and urban legends is the most elusive, the most illusory, the most baffling mystery of the...... SUSIE

The Susie case is such a unique case compared with great myths like the Scottish LossNeck moster, the snow covered Himilayan Abdominal muscle, George Bush's English teacher and the Just in BRMC Cell crazy monkey. The Susie case just doesn't have any evidence, not even a photoshop-edited one!...

Without evidence, how are we then to begin our search for our world's greatest mystery?

In the Words of Albert Einstein, "in" "the" "mystery" "of" "our" "mind's" "inspiration".

He didn't really say those words in that order, but they are still his words over a lifetime.. in german of course..

So ok, let's Imagine this.... a far far far away land.... Pristine blue waters, Golden sparkling sand, and the smell of Ramly burger... in the magical island of Tioman..

There were two girls.. they were young and little, and they were possesed.. my the little green-ing giggling grining goblins that resided in the Pterocarpus tamayalookupthereagoblinoiscomingdown tree native only to the Island of Tioman.

Their names were Kaye and Andrea, they had great future with their head hunting and cannabilic skills but they were so sadly possesed before their time.. However, within this island was this innocent fresh young man.. he was a musician, a student, a book writer, a crap writer, a conservationalist, a conversationalist, a politician, a truth teller, a kingkly knight, a retarded jester (Note by editor, these descriptions last a thousand pages but we've cut it due to space constraints)..

He wore a bright white shirt - the most briliant and magical shirt of the world, everywhere he went with his shirt, the magical trees bowed, the magical birds sang, the golden sand... became gold... and sank.... And on his shirt, there was an icon of a godess... the most powerful godess in the world....

YEs.. it was.. THE SUSIE!

There was this day...when Kaye and Andrea were green-ing and giggling and grinning in the magical forest of when they chanced upon a site where the magical trees were bowing, the magical birds were singing and the golden sand was sinking.. They were curious! For their whole lives, they've never seen this.
They went to the sinking golden sand and asked,

"Sand that is golden and golden is the Sand, why is it that you above all sand are sinking in the bluest of oceans?"

The Sand refused to reply

They went to the Magical birds and asked,

"Birds that are magical and magical are the birds, why is it that you above all birds are singing in the bluest of all skies?"

And again, the birds refused to reply.

Furious, they walked to the bowing magical trees, climbed on to the branches and as they bounced on the branches, they asked,

"Trees that are magi.............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

IN a Swoosh! The Magical trees stood up and caltuputed the girls across one magical end of the island to the other magical end!

In the coincidence of the coincidence, they crashed into the young man wearing the powerful shirt of the SUSIE....

As they got up, they saw the Susie on the shirt and gasp, and they paused, and they started greening, and they started giggling and they started grinning!!

And in an unusually loud chorus they pointed at the young man and shouted "SUSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And laughed and rolled and laughed and rolled and turned purple..

Immediately, there was a Swoosh of magical powers, the SUSIE power Left the shirt, flew into the girls and broke the powers of the greening giggling grinning goblin and threw it out to outerspace and formed the Haley's comet.

However, a little speck of dust of that power floated down.... and landed on a place called BRMC... and it spread like butter on hot toast...

One by one, the uncareful ones started catching abit of the greening giggling grinning goblin's curse and they started being retarded.. and started calling out SUSIE!! SUSIE!! SUSIE!!...

And that's the ORIGIN of the SUSIE...


(Note from editor: Check with your doctor if you have symptoms of retardedness, stupidity, spaztic-city or blurness. You might have caughtened the greening gigglilng grining goblin disease. GGGD is serious and do not hesistate treatment.)