Spazmosis! MUST READ!

Hmmm, Has anyone ever wondered what Spazmotic means?

Well, latest research has given us some new insights to Spazmotism...

They noticed this phenomenon between certain classes of people.. usually these people are labeled spaztic. But Spazmotism occurs when you get a group of spaztics and a group of naturally occuring people. Although the flow of spazticity can not be detected directly, but scientist have detected signs of spazmotism occuring within the naturally occuring people.
Scientist has named this effect Spaztic Osmosis, or in short, Spazmosis.

"When a person with higher Spazticity is placed in close proximity with a person with lower Spazticity, Spazmosis occurs, whereby Spazticity is transfered from a higher potential to a lower one" Claimed a Scientist who told reporters he doesn't want to be known by his real name, David Thien.

However, recent studies has shown that such conventional ideas of Spazmosis fails to explain how Spazticity seems to multiply as it Spazmosizes through two people. Our Case study between ChewBarker and Treetopwalker has indicated an exponential drive in Spazticity when placed together.

"This is a new and exciting frontier in the science of Spazticity!" Scientist King Horizontal Monkey as he waved his hairy arms around, " You will never know what new technologies in research can reveal to us!"

The Research of Spazticity has been quite the talk of the scientific community for a long time and we hope that there'll be more instore for the future. Unfortunately, Spazticity research is a dangerous job - the Nature of Spazmosis is not known and it has been blamed for the wierd behaviors of scientists in that field. Hopefully these brave scientists can produce something useful before they succumb to spazticity.

Meanwhile, I'll get back to watching Scientist King HOrizontal Monkey perform his Post lab tribal dance..

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