Argh! Exams!!!!!

helloweee!! A small percentage of you must be happily enjoying your post exams life.. but there's a small group of your friends that are in the midst of exams.. like me.. tomorrow! Argh!!...

IN anycase, this is a warning from Health Authorities... it's the season for the deadly STRESS!
Beware of Stress-mosis!
You are not allowed to use the word stress or any other word that relates to stress like

" afflict, aggrieve, agonize, ail, bother, break, bug, burn up, depress, desolate, discombobulate, disquiet, disturb, dog, eat, get, get to, grieve, harass, harry, hound, hurt, injure, irk, irritate, miff, nag, needle, nitpick, oppress, pain, peeve, perplex, pester, pick on, plague, push, push buttons, rack, sadden, strain, strap, stress, tick off, torment, torture, trouble, try, vex, weigh, worry, wound"

or
"affliction, agony, alarm, albatross, anxiety, apprehensiveness, burden, clutch, crunch, disquiet, disquietude, distention, draw, dread, expectancy, extension, fear, fearfulness, ferment, flutter, force, hardship, hassle, heat, impatience, intensity, misgiving, mistrust, nervous tension, nervousness, oppression, overextension, passion, protraction, pull, restlessness, spring, strain, stretch, tautness, tenseness, tension, tensity, tightness, traction, trauma, trepidation, trial, urgency, worry"

To clarify, please consult your friendly Thesaurus...
When consulting your Thesaurus, please be respectful of its name and not call it a dinosaur or any word that relates to dinosaur like

"anachronistic, ancient, antediluvian, antiquated, antique, archaic, bygone, dated, dead, dinosaur, discarded, disused, done for, dusty, extinct, fossil, fusty, gone, had it, has-been, kaput, moldy, moth-eaten, musty, old, old hat, old school, old-fashioned, old-time, out, out-of-date, out-of-fashion, outmoded, outworn, passé, stale, superannuated, superseded, timeworn, unfashionable"

instead, compliment it, and claim that it is far more useful than it's evil counterpart - Dictionary or

"concordance, cyclopedia, encyclopedia, glossary, language, lexicon, palaver, promptory, reference, terminology, vocabulary, wordbook"

All these guidances or advice or counsel or instructions are for the good of the wider community and to keep every in a

calm, at peace, bland, civil, cool, halcyon, harmonious, hushed, in order, inactive, inanimate, low-key, mild, motionless, pacific, pastoral, placid, quiescent, quiet, reposeful, reposing, restful, rural, serene, slow, smooth, soothing, standstill, still, stormless, tranquil, undisturbed, unruffled, waveless, windless

mental state.

Thank you for listening ..
audition, auditory, auditory range, detecting, distinguishing, ear, earshot, effect, extent, faculty, hearing distance, listening, perception, range, reach, recording, sense, sound

and perservering ...
adamant, bullheaded, firm, hang tough, hard-nosed, hardheaded, indefatigable, inexorable, inflexible, insistent, mulish, obdurate, obstinate, perseverant, perseverative, persevering, persistent, persistive, pertinacious, pigheaded, relentless, resolute, rigid, single-minded, staunch, steadfast, steady, stubborn, tenacious, tough nut, unbending, unflagging, unshakable, unyielding

Through this retarded ...
backward, birdbrained, defective, dim, dim-witted, dopey, dull, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, exceptional, feeble-minded, gorked, half-witted, held back, imbecile, lamebrained, mentally defective, moronic, numbskull, opaque, pinhead, retardo, sappy, simple, simple-minded, slow, slow-witted, stupid, subnormal, touched, underachieving, weak, yo-yo, Hannah Wong, Jon Wonga Chewbarker, Chang, Yado, Justin, Official Badger, Princess Leemur, Queen Spidermidala, Susie, treetopwalker, Dan, Da Niu, Deeane, Dean, Kaya Lee, Claire, BRMC people, the angels of "Charlie" and the rest of the StarwarsMonkey Gang, Darbth Vader (Whoose horrible berthingday is today), .........

piece of lousy...
awful, base, contemptible, despicable, dirty, disliked, execrable, faulty, harmful, hateful, horrible, inferior, low, mean, miserable, no good, outrageous, poor, rotten, second-rate, shoddy, slovenly, terrible, unpopular, unwelcome, vicious, vile

literature or
abstract, article, belles-lettres, biography, books, brochure, classics, comment, composition, critique, discourse, discussion, disquisition, dissertation, drama, essay, exposition, findings, history, humanities, information, leaflet, letters, lit, literary works, lore, novel, observation, pamphlet, paper, poetry, précis, report, research, story, summary, theme, thesis, tract, treatise, treatment, writings, written work.